Hey all.  Michael here.  This is genius.  Much better than that piece of shit that was unleashed upon the world last weekend.  I might watch the stupid movie when I can download a good copy, but I’m not giving any money to the raping and pillaging of my childhood.  Well, technically, I guess I already did when I paid money to see TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN (even though I got to see BRUNO afterwards for free).

Anyways, here’s the video.  If you knew anything about G.I. Joe at all, you’ll probably find it amusing.  Enjoy.

Hey all. Michael here. I just realized that my last post didn’t start with my traditional greeting and salutation. Oh well. Moving on. Who wants to see Darth Vader dance to MC Hammer’s “U Can’t Touch This?” You do? Well here ya go!

Hey all. Michael here. I’m a few days late posting this. Busy weekend. I left work Thursday, knowing about Ed McMahon who died two days previously and Farrah Fawcett who died that morning, and went to Applebee’s for trivia night. Next thing I know, everyone is saying Michael Jackson is dead. Then he’s not. Then he is. Then, on Sunday, Billy Mays dies after being on the plane that crash landed Saturday. What a crazy week.

The saddest ones to me are Michael Jackson and Billy Mays because they were only 50 and apparently both were pretty healthy. No matter what you think of Jackson, he made some great music. Billy Mays was a great pitchman. He had that new series on Discovery, but I guess it doesn’t matter now.

On a slightly weird note, this video apparently shows Michael Jackson’s body being removed from wherever it was. Then, it gets all THRILLERy.

In any case, R.I.P. guys. I have enough problems thinking about death all the time without this shit happening to guys who are pretty young.

Hey all. Michael here. If you haven’t seen the “I’m on a Boat” video by The Lonely Island, I’ve also put it below. It’s probably their funniest video. But, this first version by some kids at UC Santa Cruz is amazing! Check it out!

Now here is the original!

Hey all.  Michael here.  You all know how much I hate SNL and Andy Samburg is only funny like 5 percent of the time.  But, I think when he pairs with Timberlake, it’s genius.  Check this out!

Hey all.  Michael here.  So, I’ve reached 300 posts.  I guess that’s not a whole lot considering the site’s been online for coming up on a year this June.  But, I’m still pretty gosh darn proud of what I do here.  I wish I had more time for the site but…you can’t always get what you want.

Anyways, this particular post is about the new TERMINATOR: SALVATION trailer.  I gotta tell ya, folks, after the last trailer, I was kinda “meh” about this movie.  Seeing this trailer today, I desperately want to see this movie.  What made the difference?

Nine Inch Nails.

What do you mean, Michael?  Well, folks, I mean that they use a NIN song during the duration of the trailer.  And it fits, and it works.  And it does it all perfectly.  Check it out for yourself!

Now, to give you even more proof of how this works, here is the trailer for 300, which had EVERYONE dying to see it months in advance.

Nine Inch Nails: Making the world’s trailers better, one at a time.

Hey all.  Michael here.  Still waiting for Britney to release a sex tape or something.  Of course, a sex tape of her from “…HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME” would be much hotter than now, but I think that’s also illegal. 

Anyways, apparently this is a screen cap from her latest video.  However, if this is true, then as the news spreads, I am sure this video will be pulled an re-edited.  Tell me what you think.

UPDATE: Hey all.  Michael here.  As I like to consider the site pretty fair and balanced, unlike the other fair and balanced media outlet, Snopes has said this is a modified picture of Piper Palin.  Check out their article here!

Hey all.  Michael here.  Sarah Palin’s family values are right on track.  First up, that dipshit knocked-up her oldest daughter, Bristol.  Then, she gave her youngest son Down syndrome.  Now, her youngest daughter goes and does this.  AWESOME.  Click the pic to enbiggen it.

Hey all.  Michael here.  I’ve been reading some scary stuff about how McCain is ahead in the polls and whatnot.  Scary to me because I don’t know how people could be ready for more of the Republican bullshit.  Everyone talks about how bad George Bush is, but they’ll readily elect someone who says ON THEIR WEBSITE that if elected they will move to get more justices on the Supreme Court so he can overturn Roe v. Wade.  Fuck McCain, man.  And fuck you if you are planning on voting for him.

Anyways, this is funny.    Sorry for the rant, just…so pissed off at the prospect of McCain winning.

Hey all.  Michael here.  I dunno the appropriate grammar for the title, so we are gonna stick with that.

In any case, this is pretty hilarious.  This guy did a great job editing this together.  Check it out!

GO OBAMA!