Hey all.  Michael here.  My finger hurts, badly.  I think it’s infected.    While I whine some more, watch this trailer for this movie.  It looks AWESOME!

Hey all.  Michael here.  Best game show ever?  Talk amongst yourselves.

Hey all.  Michael here.  I know all of you guys will appreciate this, as will the lesbians and the ladies who just appreciate a beautiful woman.  The British have this correct: put hot naked amateur girls on page 3 of your newspapers!  Come on, you prudish Americans!  I hate this country.  Seriously.

Hey all.  Michael here.  Seriously, I’ve never seen this done at an NFL game.  I think I’m gonna invest in season tickets to the Panthers games!  She’s not even that hot, but nice boobies! 

Hey all.  Michael here.  I think I saw the first trailer for this like three weeks ago maybe.  It looked pretty funny.  But, this trailer makes it look even better!  The last line is the capper.

Oh, and in case you didn’t see the green band trailer and want to see it to get a better sense of the overall movie, here it is.

Hey all.  Michael here.  I think I’ve changed my mind.  Listening to Hayden, and watching her, and slowly stroking…uh, anyways, watch this.  I think she convinced me.

BONUS: Hearing Hayden say “fucked.”  I <3 her.

Hey all.  Michael here.  Still waiting for Britney to release a sex tape or something.  Of course, a sex tape of her from “…HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME” would be much hotter than now, but I think that’s also illegal. 

Anyways, apparently this is a screen cap from her latest video.  However, if this is true, then as the news spreads, I am sure this video will be pulled an re-edited.  Tell me what you think.

Hey all.  Michael here.  Truthfully, I already had a crush on one of these girls, but I just rediscovered her!

Shannon Lucio was previously Lindsay on THE O.C., where I believe she played Ryan’s girlfriend/daughter of Caleb Nickel, meaning she was related to Ryan through family, not blood, but they broke up anyways.  Correct me if I am wrong.  Now, I know that isn’t real life, but if there was no blood, I’d be hitting that all day and night.  Um, well, even if there was blood, I’d probably consider it…

Currently, she is on PRISON BREAK as a receptionist that wears a bra one size too small and with her tits almost popping out of every shirt she wears.  It has become my favorite show since Claire stopped wearing cheerleader uniforms on HEROES.

Read more about her here!

Next, there is this chick from TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES.  Her name is Leven Rambin.  She plays a friend of John Connor.  I think the character’s name is Riley.  I really don’t remember.  All I remember from last episode is her trying on this dress and seeing how fucking sexy she looked in it and that I wanted to bang her right then and there, but I’ve tried having sex with a television before.  It doesn’t work.

Oh, and awesome, I just found this pic that is from her MySpace.  SCORE.

Here is her MySpace, which is now private, and which she hasn’t looked at since May.

And here is her official website.  Some dork runs it.  What kind of tool has a site where he talks about hot chicks…haha…oh.