Hey all.  Michael here.  This definitely isn’t as good as the first episode, but it’s still kind of amusing.  Plus, Sasha Grey is fucking hotttttttttttttttttttttt.  Oh, and stay until the end, because the last line is the best.  Trust me, it’s worth it.

Hey all.  Michael here.  I was amused enough by this to post it.  If you don’t know all of the words to the theme song of THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR, then something is wrong with you.  Seriously.

Hey all.  Michael here.  I can’t believe we had a president that weighed less than 100 pounds.  What a fagoli!

UPDATE!  I got the video from Fox 5 NY now, so it should be good.  Updated video follows!

Hey all. Michael here. This guy can’t be as stupid as he sounds, can he? Seriously?

Hey all.  Michael here.  PRETTY sure this lady didn’t mean what she said.  She probably meant the fist bump.  Or maybe she is privy to some knowledge about the new POTUS and his wife.  Who knows?

Hey all.  Michael here.  This will make you feel better or your money back. 

Hey all.  Michael here.  I felt this was important enough to write about.  In case you live under a rock, around New Year’s, a cop in San Francisco fatally shot an unarmed man in the BART system.  I believe BART is like a subway (I’m too lazy to look it up).

Anyways, this cop is on top of the guy.  The guy is face down on the ground, not struggling, not posing a threat, and this cop just takes out his gun and shoots the guy.  The bullet went through the guy, Oscar Grant, and came back up and hit him again after striking the concrete.

This is just a horrible, horrible story, and it is something that didn’t need to happen.  Some cop made a mistake (I don’t know if mistake is the right word for this atrocious act), and hopefully, he will go to jail for the rest of his life for it.   The cop is charged with murder, but I don’t know if they have the death penalty in California because of my laziness.  I hope they do, and I hope this guy fries.

Anyways, this news report from San Francisco has video of the shooting in it.  It’s not graphic or anything, but you do get the crappy-quality cell phone video of the shooting head on.  Watch if you’d like to see it and get more information on the story.

Hey all.  Michael here.  I have to say this probably ranks up there.  It’s a little slow to start, but once Mr. T shows up, it’s golden.

Hey all.  Michael here.  Surprised by this?  Not really.  It is a LITTLE unnerving…

Hey all.  Michael here.  Listen, I know that some of you may say this is totally wrong, but I have to kind of side with the shooter in this case.  People who talk in movies are THE MOST ANNOYING PEOPLE EVER.  There is NO reason to talk in a movie, and if you have to talk, you can WHISPER.  I know, it is a new concept to some of you.

I’m sure you’ll be like, “Michael, how could you possibly agree with shooting this man?!?”  Well, I guess I’m just tired of paying $10.25 for a single movie ticket and being stuck listening to rude people who text or talk on phones or talk to others in the theater or have their Bluetooth flashing and annoying me.

Whatever.  My perogative, I suppose.    Read here and see what you think.

(By the way, I saw THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON while I was in New York.  It was really good, I thought.  Very sad, and it makes you realize your own mortality, if you aren’t already comfortable with that.  But, still really good.)